moving through the city the party find themselves in a wide street with a river or a sewer running down the middle. It is the river Fleet and they are on Fleet street. On one side of the street are hovels and on the other side there are 3 storey stone houses that are all painted cream. Leopold leads them to one house and they knock on the door. It is opened by a butler wearing livery. He is under the same enchantment as the party as he doesnt look quite right. They enter and he goes off to get tea. He returns with another person carrying a tray full of cups and a kettle. The butler looks like a kobold called Splatchfoot and the other guy looks like a goblin called Scum. They are the domestic staff at the embassy. He thinks we may have kidnapped his master and asks why they are here. The party assure him we did not kidnap his master and ask him why he thinks that. He replies that his master is not in his room and his room is a mess with a note left behind. The note says we have your master, he will not be harmed unless the secret is revealed. Splatchfoot tells us the most obvious secret is that this is an embassy for creatures that are trying to take over the world. Among other secrets are that he has a steam engine and knows where potatoes come from. Another secret is that the Empress Matilda is working for a red dragon. He is an ancient dragon and been in this world for 2000 years. There is a shrine for him at a place called Stonehenge. Another secret is that there is a large temple under the city. One of his people had been exploring underneath the city and came across it. He thinks the dragon has kidnapped his master as they have some kind of dispute with him. The entrance to the sewer is where the Fleet meets the Thames beneath a round building with a grate set into the wall. If we find the master we should demand a reward first before we save him. His name is Bakhir and he has brown curly hair and wears an eyepatch. He is a priest and worships Malgash. Malgash is the most powerful god in existence and is worshipped by many people. He looks like a lizard. The party thank Splatchfoot for the information and leave for the sewers. They find the round building and the grate which has 4 guards in armour standing watch. They are expecting the group but not expecting a female. Willowbark asks why and one guard replies that women are dainty and weak. She takes offence and shoots him in the leg, he goes down. Another guard yells out to the party please control your woman. Again she takes offence and combat of a sort starts. Glim casts a spell and suffocates one guard into unconsciousness. Kurl attacks another guard and disarms him by breaking his sword. Cathbad blink dogs in front of the guards and turns to defend them by growling at the party, mainly at Willowbark. Tankar grapples the other guard into submission. They are now subdued by one means or another. She walks away 100 yards so she can compose herself while the party asks questions of the guards. They take orders from the Lord Mayor and they know there are things in the sewers that are not dragons. Basalt unlocks the grate and they enter followed by Willowbark a few minutes later. There is another big heavy grate in the floor which Tankar lifts out of the way. There is a ladder leading down about 5 meters. They descend to an ancient brick vault where the floor is covered with scummy water which is more mud than water. There are tunnels in 3 directions. NE leads under the city, NW leads under the city walls and the other tunnel leads towards the Thames. Cathbad smells dung and they follow his nose through the muck. Uther has disappeared. The water is knee deep and the floor is slippery. They approach a pile of big dung. It could be from a dinosaur like thing. Moving through the water they come across a leather curtain that has been painted to look like the wall. Cathbad blinks towards it, Tankar turns invisible and approaches too. There is small person behind it, a hand comes out holding a piece of meat. Cathbad plays along and takes it. A young child comes out, she is approximately 10 years old and appears nervous. She wants payment for passage by all the adults. The monster up ahead killed 7 guardsmen. Willowbark pays her and she puts the money is a heavy purse that is hanging around her neck. They ask who else has been down here and she replies a man in a green cloak gave her this purse and passed by. She tells us to be careful as there are things ahead that eat people. Glim talks her into becoming his page and she accepts. Her name is Perf. They continue on. The water starts to descend downwards down a passage. They follow it and come out into a huge lake like area. There is a voice coming from the right so Tankar and Cathbad swim through the water to approach it. They both go over a waterfall. Tankar manages to grab onto the wall but Cathbad falls into the freezing water beneath. Willowbark and Glim see a bridge and proceed to cross it. Perf tells them it is a bad idea as a troll lives under the bridge and he will want payment for passing over it. They ignore her warning and cross only to find a half eaten corpse that turns out to be the troll. 3 toed creature tracks litter the area. Glim asks Perf who else might be down here. He yells out and gets a response from the distance. Willowbark waves a torch in the darkness to attract the attention of all the other party members. They all eventually join her and Glim. They walk along a small platform ledge next to the lake. They come to a fissure in the wall, it descends and the party can see a large dinosaur half way down. Glim quickly puts fireseeds in place and return to the party. The dinosaur starts to climb towards the party but stops at the fireseeds. It starts to talk. We explain that we come to rescue Bakhir. He is apparently dead but told the dinosaur everything about the Ministry that he knew. The ministry want to rule this world and we do not belong here. He speaks to Willowbark about her actions and tells her she could be great. He speaks to Glim also and warns him about his actions. Uther turns up next to the dinosaur, drunk. He has informed the dinosaur all about the party. The dinosaur is called Great Britain and he informs us that we are destined to deal with the ministry. The ministry is located at a place called Wales in a place called Cardiff. There are 30 of his type of dinosaur in this world. In exchange for more information and help He can regenerate Glims hand but can only do it in pairs. He asks Glim to cut his other hand off so he can heal him. After much deliberating Glim complies with this request and cuts off his other hand. Great Britain regenerates both hands for him. Great Britain wants the ministry dealt with as well. In Cardiff castle there is a deepest dungeon. In that dungeon is a man called Corialanus. He is a spirit of wind. Great Britain wants him released but we must tell him he will die within a week of being released and he must complete a ritual before his death. They ask what sort of ritual and it is and it involves human sacrifice. Blood for the blood. It will bind this world so the ministry cant gain control of it. He points a shortcut out of the sewers for the party.